Report: Philly fans don't like millionaires that suck at their jobs
January 31, 2009 by Zaki
According to several published reports, Philadelphia sports fans don’t care for millionaire athletes that half-ass it on the playing field. The finding comes as a complete surprise when for years it was assumed that Tri-state area fans were simply assholes that paid a good chunk of their hard-earned... [Read more...]
LeBron commercial loosely based on nightmare of playing for Browns
January 30, 2009 by Zaki
Philly Gameday has learned that the recent State Farm commercial featuring LeBron James playing for the Cleveland Browns was actually based on a nightmare James had about playing for the 4-12 team. “I woke up one night in a cold sweat thinking I was on a team that could only win one home game... [Read more...]
Iguodala's single-double can't stop Hornets
January 27, 2009 by Zaki
Chris Paul dumped 27 points, 15 assists and 10 rebounds on the 76ers for his league-leading fifth triple-double of the season as the Hornets offed the Sixers 101-86. Though Paul also came away with a game-high seven steals, the Sixers were more concerned about how quickly their manhood disappeared after... [Read more...]
Abreu unemployment enters third month
January 26, 2009 by Zaki
Former Phillies outfielder Bobby Abreu has been unemployed for nearly three months since being laid off by the New York Yankees in an effort to lower payroll and “to head in another direction”, according to GM Brian Cashman. “When I was told that my services were no longer needed with... [Read more...]
Brand returns, Sixers win anyway
January 26, 2009 by Zaki
The 76ers overcame the return of their star forward Elton Brand to down the Knicks 116-110 on Saturday. The Sixers have won eight of their last nine games including seven in a row while Brand rehabbed his separated right shoulder. In Brand’s absence, the Sixers seemed to find their rhythm and head... [Read more...]
Phils interested in Moises 'piss hands' Alou
January 24, 2009 by Zaki
The Phillies have shown “pretty hard” interest in recruiting 17-year veteran Moises Alou to fill their right-handed reserve role for the upcoming season. A career .303 hitter, Alou may be best known for his involvement in the “Steve Bartman” incident in the 2003 NLCS, but many... [Read more...]
Romo promises 'whole-assed' effort in 2009
January 23, 2009 by Zaki
After three years of phoning it in late in the season, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo has vowed to give what he calls a “whole-assed effort” next season. The news comes after a devastating 44-6 loss to the Eagles on December 28 that ended the Cowboys’ season and the recent criticism... [Read more...]
Prank has McNabb missing Philly fans
January 22, 2009 by Zaki
Two Arizona Cardinals fans were arrested after vandalizing the Arizona home of Eagles Quarterback Donovan McNabb. Rex Michael Perkins and Ryan Hanlon poured diesel fuel on McNabb’s lawn to spell out “Go Kurt” and “Go Cards” but it was a cardboard sign reading “Go Cards”... [Read more...]
Phils sweeten Howard arbitration case with Obama DVD
January 21, 2009 by Zaki
Ryan Howard and the Phillies exchanged salary arbitration figures on Tuesday with Howard asking for $18 million. The Phillies offer of $14 million would give Howard a $4 million pay raise, but news has surfaced that Phillies GM Ruben Amaro Jr. has also offered the commemorative Special Edition Barack... [Read more...]
