Phils release Eaton due to cutbacks of fantastically horrible players
February 27, 2009 by Zaki
The Phillies have made the decision to pay Adam Eaton $9 million this year not to pitch. Eaton’s release comes two years after signing a three-year $24 million deal with the Phillies after the 2006 season. His near-perfect 14-18 record over that span and slowpitch-softballesque 6.10 ERA qualified... [Read more...]
McNabb, Reid relationship strained over finances, dirty dishes left in sink
February 24, 2009 by Zaki
New details are surfacing from the reported meeting that took place between Donovan McNabb and the Eagles. McNabb voiced his concern over the communication breakdown between himself and Andy Reid, in addition to the foul matter of Reid leaving his “funky draws” lying around the locker room. “I... [Read more...]
Hamels lists Mets as least threatening team, just below Puppy Bowlers
February 18, 2009 by Zaki
Amid the recent comments made by Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran and Francisco Rodriguez about the completely one-sided Phillies/Mets rivalry, Cole Hamels was asked by a fan to rank the toughest teams in the league for the upcoming season. “I think the Phillies are definitely at the top of the list... [Read more...]
Miami dedicates field to cheating nutsack that skipped college
February 13, 2009 by Zaki
The University of Miami has renamed its baseball field after the former greatest player of our generation, Alex Rodriguez. The dedication comes days after Rodriguez admitted to taking performance enhancing drugs while with the Texas Rangers from 2001 to 2003, though a recent survey conducted at a local... [Read more...]
Brand out for season with severe badfitforteamitis
February 6, 2009 by Zaki
Sixers forward Elton Brand will shut it down for the remainder of the year due to a pre-existing condition preventing him from being able to run-and-gun with the rest of the team. Sixers GM Ed Stefanski knew of the condition prior to signing the two-time NBA All-Star to a five-year $82 million contract... [Read more...]
