Officer's incredibly small pecker had surprisingly large role in Moats incident
An investigation into a March 18 incident involving a Dallas police officer and ex-Eagle Ryan Moats has led the Dallas Police Department to believe the embarrassingly small size of the officer in question’s genitals played a heavy role... [Read more...]
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