Sixers pass on Johnson, hire Eddie ‘Facepalm’ Jordan as new head coach
The 76ers put an end to their coaching search on Friday by passing on the funneh tawkin’ Avery Johnson to hire Eddie Jordan, close buddy of Sixers GM ‘Special’ Ed Stefanski. In just over five seasons with the Wizards, Jordan... [Read more...]
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Report: Kolb talks about desire to be an NFL starter, what he had for dinner last night
Eagles backup quarterback Kevin Kolb spoke on Thursday about how he would rather throw a football for a living than hold a clipboard and somehow this became newsworthy. “I just said how I would rather... [Read more]
Michael Vick arrived at his home in Hampton, VA this morning after being released from a federal prison on Wednesday. Vick will spend the next two months in home confinement where he will be fitted with... [Read more]
Charlie Manuel and the Phillies learned the hard way that it’s best to take Chan Ho Park in small, one- to three-inning doses out of the bullpen. It’s been well documented that teams using... [Read more]
The Phillies were finally able to fit in their trip to the White House on Friday and no one was more excited for the day’s arrival than Chris Coste. In the days leading up to the visit, Coste posted... [Read more]
According to the obvious behavior by the Arizona Cardinals, the team had zero intention of trading star wide receiver Anquan Boldin this whole time and instead just wanted to milk their 15 minutes of fame... [Read more]