Sixers pass on Johnson, hire Eddie ‘Facepalm’ Jordan as new head coach

The 76ers put an end to their coaching search on Friday by passing on the funneh tawkin’ Avery Johnson to hire Eddie Jordan, close buddy of Sixers GM ‘Special’ Ed Stefanski. In just over five seasons with the Wizards, Jordan led his team to a very Sixers-like .467 winning-percentage,... [Read more...]

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