Phils end 126-year drought, win 2009 Trade Deadline
The Philadelphia Phillies are winners of the 2009 Trade Deadline for the first time in franchise history. The Phils clenched the title with the surprise acquisition of Cliff Lee and Ben Francisco in exchange for dinner scraps, pocket lint, $14... [Read more...]
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The beating death of a young man outside of Citizens Bank Park has once again spurred talk of how dangerous and uncivilized Philadelphia sports fans are for whatever reason. To further augment this list... [Read more]
Kolb impressive in 'throw to guys with green helmets' drill
The Eagles’ 2009 season is officially underway as training camp opened at Lehigh University on Monday. The initial Day One buzz focused on the absence of first round pick Jeremy Maclin but quickly... [Read more]
Tee-baller breaks record, feigns 18th career no-hitter
Not to be outdone by his major league counterpart, tee-ball ace B.J. Turner fake-tossed his way to the first perfect game and a record 18th no-hitter of his 18-game career. Turner joins Jo-Jo Weslosky... [Read more]
Sources: Phils tab Kendrick as ‘very touchable’
Sources tell PhillyGameday.com that the Phillies have designated Kyle Kendrick as a ‘very touchable’ prospect. The source indicated that the team wants to make clear that he is not among the... [Read more]
Philly hit with over three inches of Halladay-generated drool
The mere thought of adding Roy Halladay to the defending World Champions’ roster has left some Philadelphians waist-deep in their own slobber and without power last night. The situation in the Delaware... [Read more]
Phillies sign what's left of Pedro Martinez
The Phillies have announced the signing of Pedro Martinez’s old glove and a couple baseball cards, which is all that seems to remain from Martinez’s glory days. Once the most dominant pitcher... [Read more]
Special red carpet finally allows Manny to ditch spikes
Manny Ramirez’s dream of finally being able to play baseball in his tube socks has become a reality now that MLB’s drug policy has encouraged red carpet treatment for outed steroid users. Ramirez... [Read more]
Overzealous fans somehow vote Victorino into public office
Shane Victorino will represent the Phillies and the National League in the 2009 All-Star Game thanks to an overwhelming response in the All-Star Final Vote. The “Vote for Victorino” and “Bran... [Read more]
Introducing a new feature called If The Athletics Stayed, that will likely appear whenever one of our cherished teams does something precious like lose to a team they just historically reamed the night... [Read more]



