Stairs won’t use Auto-Tune to end hitless funk
Frequently labeled a ‘one-hit wonder’ by rival MCs, Matt Stairs has recently struggled to land a hit single and hasn’t really been relevant since last October’s smash hit, “L.A., tell me how my a** taste.” Stairs — aka “Neck Bussa” which allegedly... [Read more...]
Sluggish Favre demanding games be played before supper
August 29, 2009 by Zaki
Vikings head coach Brad Childress was approached by a very groggy and inattentive Brett Favre late Saturday afternoon about the start times for the remaining preseason and regular season games. Since returning to football about a month ago, Favre has had a hard time coping with the NFL’s policy... [Read more...]
Philly NAACP set to protest rogue fan’s apathy toward Vick
August 28, 2009 by Zaki
The Eagles may have to deal with a second protest by the Philadelphia NAACP at their home opener against the Saints on September 20. During a scheduled protest in support of Michael Vick, local NAACP head J. Whyatt Mondesire expressed his disappointment in one lone fan’s rather calm indifference... [Read more...]
Phils scout Adam Eaton, pretty much anyone to replace Lidge
August 27, 2009 by Scott
Phillies’ closer Brad Lidge successfully converted his ninth blown save of the season Tuesday night in Pittsburgh, serving up a two-run walk-off home run to rookie Andrew McCutchen. The man once known as “Lights Out” was anything but, illuminating PNC Park with an impressive five-pitch, three-earned... [Read more...]
Manuel: Lee handling demotion to National League like a pro
August 20, 2009 by Zaki
Most major league players would lash out at the front office after being demoted in the middle of an impressive season, but Cliff Lee seems to be handling his banishment to the National League with dignity and class. Charlie Manuel spoke briefly on Thursday about Lee’s unfortunate situation. “The... [Read more...]
Favre easily makes ESPN the network-to-avoid this season
August 19, 2009 by Zaki
Many sports analysts have already tabbed ESPN as this season’s network-to-turn-off now that Brett Favre is back in the league. Favre’s return to the NFL and subsequent overblown coverage on ESPN easily gives the network the edge–on paper–over others like Fox, CBS and even Versus. In... [Read more...]
Eagles to sponsor degenerate gambler with three-year deal
August 18, 2009 by Zaki
In their continued effort to open their arms to deadbeats in need of a second chance, the Eagles will sponsor Dave Pekula’s rehabilitation from severe gambling addiction with a three-year $7.3 million deal. Pekula, who hasn’t played an NFL down in ever, once lost his mother’s home and... [Read more...]
Lidge blows 23rd blown save of season to finish off Braves
August 17, 2009 by Zaki
Brad Lidge’s season-long struggles continued last night as he notched his 23rd blown blown save of the season by pitching to one batter in the final frame. With the Phillies up 4-1 in the ninth inning, Scott Eyre retired the first two batters he faced, but walked Greg Norton to load first base.... [Read more...]
Myers changes story; Son's haymaker to blame for injury
August 16, 2009 by Zaki
Brett Myers has changed his story for a second time by coming clean about how he sustained an injury that forced him to miss his scheduled rehab start on Saturday. The Phillies originally said Saturday that Myers injured his eye while playing catch with his 4-year-old son. Later that day, Myers told... [Read more...]
McNabb: Great to finally have a QB fans hate more than me
August 15, 2009 by Zaki
During Friday’s press conference introducing Michael Vick to the media, both Vick and Andy Reid mentioned how integral Donovan McNabb’s role was in bringing the former Falcons QB to Philly. On Saturday, McNabb hinted at exactly why he pushed so hard to bring Vick into the fold. “Selfishly,... [Read more...]
