Stairs won’t use Auto-Tune to end hitless funk
Stairs won’t use Auto-Tune to end hitless funk

Frequently labeled a ‘one-hit wonder’ by rival MCs, Matt Stairs has recently struggled to land a hit single and hasn’t really been relevant since last October’s smash hit, “L.A., tell me how my a** taste.” Stairs... [Read more...]

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Sluggish Favre demanding games be played before supper

Vikings head coach Brad Childress was approached by a very groggy and inattentive Brett Favre late Saturday afternoon about the start times for the remaining preseason and regular season games. Since returning... [Read more]

Philly NAACP set to protest rogue fan’s apathy toward Vick

The Eagles may have to deal with a second protest by the Philadelphia NAACP at their home opener against the Saints on September 20. During a scheduled protest in support of Michael Vick, local NAACP head... [Read more]

Phils scout Adam Eaton, pretty much anyone to replace Lidge

Phillies’ closer Brad Lidge successfully converted his ninth blown save of the season Tuesday night in Pittsburgh, serving up a two-run walk-off home run to rookie Andrew McCutchen. The man once known... [Read more]

Manuel: Lee handling demotion to National League like a pro

Most major league players would lash out at the front office after being demoted in the middle of an impressive season, but Cliff Lee seems to be handling his banishment to the National League with dignity... [Read more]

Favre easily makes ESPN the network-to-avoid this season

Many sports analysts have already tabbed ESPN as this season’s network-to-turn-off now that Brett Favre is back in the league. Favre’s return to the NFL and subsequent overblown coverage on... [Read more]

Eagles to sponsor degenerate gambler with three-year deal

In their continued effort to open their arms to deadbeats in need of a second chance, the Eagles will sponsor Dave Pekula’s rehabilitation from severe gambling addiction with a three-year $7.3 million... [Read more]

Lidge blows 23rd blown save of season to finish off Braves

Brad Lidge’s season-long struggles continued last night as he notched his 23rd blown blown save of the season by pitching to one batter in the final frame. With the Phillies up 4-1 in the ninth inning,... [Read more]

Myers changes story; Son's haymaker to blame for injury

Brett Myers has changed his story for a second time by coming clean about how he sustained an injury that forced him to miss his scheduled rehab start on Saturday. The Phillies originally said Saturday... [Read more]

McNabb: Great to finally have a QB fans hate more than me

During Friday’s press conference introducing Michael Vick to the media, both Vick and Andy Reid mentioned how integral Donovan McNabb’s role was in bringing the former Falcons QB to Philly.... [Read more]

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