Jackson celebrates tooth brushing with backhand triple somersault
September 30, 2009 by Andy
DeSean Jackson is no stranger to celebrations. Last year he even celebrated a touchdown before he crossed the goal line. After his latest touchdown which involved a cartwheel into a split in the end zone, teammates even told him to cool it. But Jackson says he can’t help it, and celebrated his... [Read more...]
Eagles’ throw-to-an-open-cat formation shocks, awes Chiefs
September 28, 2009 by Zaki
Michael Vick played in his first regular season NFL game since 2006 as the Eagles pummeled the Chiefs 34-14 on Sunday. Vick ran a handful of Wildcat plays, but it was the Eagles’ elusive throw-to-an-open-cat (or “Opencat”) offense that stole the show and gave the Eagles their second... [Read more...]
ESPN preparing feverishly for overanalysis of Vick
September 25, 2009 by Andy
Following the announcement by Eagles offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg that Michael Vick will play this weekend, ESPN has begun feverish preparations to overanalyze the 15 or so plays Vick will participate in. The network is planning a one hour special documenting Vick’s performance. “It’s... [Read more...]
Marlins fan wondering why guy is sitting this close
September 23, 2009 by Zaki
Marlins fan Pat Gershman spent much of Tuesday’s doubleheader between the Marlins and Phillies trying to figure out why this guy chose to sit so close to him. “I really can’t figure out why he would sit there,” said Gershman. “He’s got 40,000 other seats to choose... [Read more...]
Reid accuses Jets of tampering with his bag of potato chips
September 22, 2009 by Andy
First the 49ers accuse the Jets of tampering, claiming they spoke with Crabtree’s agent. Today, Andy Reid has jumped in the mix, claiming that the Jets tampered with his bag of potato chips. “I know I had a fresh bag of potato chips in my office,” said Reid. “Believe me, I’d... [Read more...]
Kolb starts strong but regains form in second half against Saints
September 21, 2009 by Zaki
For about 30 minutes of football, Kevin Kolb looked like a solid NFL quarterback. He then brushed himself off in the second half and returned to looking like a backup QB that took some extra reps in practice. For the game, Kolb attempted 51 passes for 391 yards and two touchdowns, but was picked off... [Read more...]
Eagles place Shawn Andrews out to pasture with sore back
September 16, 2009 by Zaki
The Eagles sent two-time Pro Bowl offensive lineman Shawn Andrews out to pasture due to his persistent back problem in order to make room for quarterback Jeff Garcia, who was signed Monday. The move has been heavily criticized due to early reports that listed Andrews’ condition as a “sore... [Read more...]
MLB adopts new ‘Most Valuable Jeter’ award
September 15, 2009 by Zaki
In an effort to finally award Derek Jeter for his outstanding effort on the baseball field, Major League Baseball will award its first ever Most Valuable Jeter Award this off-season to the most valuable player in the league with the last name Jeter. “Derek Jeter is invaluable to this league and it’s... [Read more...]
McNabb tears hamstring walking to X-Ray machine
September 14, 2009 by Zaki
The Eagles’ defense punished the Panthers to the tune of seven turnovers en route to a 38-10 trouncing on Sunday but the bigger story was Donovan McNabb’s third quarter injury that may require him to miss the next two games. McNabb left Sunday’s game with a cracked rib after rushing... [Read more...]
Phillies continue success with runners in seated position
September 14, 2009 by Zaki
In recent games, Phillies batters have come through in fine fashion with runners firmly planted on the dugout bench. The success with runners in seated position (RISeP) has helped carry the team while they continue to lay eggs with runners actually on base. “I think we owe our seated position success... [Read more...]
