Marlins fan wondering why guy is sitting this close

Marlins fan Pat Gershman spent much of Tuesday’s doubleheader between the Marlins and Phillies trying to figure out why this guy chose to sit so close to him.

“I really can’t figure out why he would sit there,” said Gershman. “He’s got 40,000 other seats to choose from and this d-bag sits a few seats away. It’s just unreal.”

Gershman briefly thought about moving to another section in the 5th inning of Game 1, but elected to stay put since, you know, he was there first.

“It’s in the rules,”said Gershman, referencing the figuritive book of conduct in a completely empty baseball stadium. “He’s breaking about ten other rules, too. Like what kind of self-respecting, grown man wears a glove to a baseball game? Complete violation.”

Zaki is the Chief Rocka and senior writer for PhillyGameday.com.