Roethlisberger falters in late drive to KFC, says window guy
Updated: September 11, 2009

By , PhillyGameday.com

roethlisberger_ben2Ben Roethlisberger orchestrated another dramatic game-winning drive against the Titans on Thursday, but the Steelers quarterback couldn’t muster the same resolve during a late-night run to a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken.

According to drive-thru attendant Jay Winstead, Roethlisberger started to go for the two-piece with a biscuit but scrambled for another option for a few minutes, only to return to his original position with the two-piece.

“Being a Steelers fan, I’m expecting better decision-making from him,” said Winstead. “And he was kind of a dick when I offered him one of our famous bowls. He just laughed and flashed his rings in my face like I’m supposed to be impressed or something. Fake-ass Terry Bradshaw.”

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