A-Rod’s playoff swing leaves him for guy in third row
October 31, 2009 by Zaki
Criticized for years as a player that couldn’t get it done in the postseason, Alex Rodriguez finally got it together in the first two rounds of this year’s playoffs, hitting five home runs with 12 RBI in nine games against the Twins and Angels. However, A-Rod seems to have once again lost... [Read more...]
Cautious Elton Brand guarding against injury
October 30, 2009 by Andy
Elton Brand has suffered some pretty serious injuries in the past couple years, an achilles tendon rupture in 2007-08 and a dislocated shoulder requiring surgery in 2008-09. This season, Brand is not taking any chances, and is utilizing every precaution to protect his body. “If people make fun... [Read more...]
Sentencing set for that one columnist that has Phils winning it
October 28, 2009 by Zaki
Wyoming sports columnist Terry Moss has landed in hot water after proclaiming there may be an outside chance that the Phillies could possibly, maybe win the four games necessary to win the World Series. Moss’ column instantly set off a firestorm that led to his arrest and instant prosecution by... [Read more...]
Mets fan depressed by Yankees-Phillies series, being a Mets fan
October 26, 2009 by Andy
Garrett Brookston, a 36-year-old Mets fan from Tuckahoe, New York is taking the Yankees-Phillies World Series match-up pretty hard. But he says that pales in comparison to the depression that comes from being a Mets fan. “Yeah, it’s going to be pretty tough to have to watch the Mets’... [Read more...]
Reid diversifies pass-heavy offense with new, exciting short pass
October 23, 2009 by Andy
Eagles head coach Andy Reid is no stranger to criticism regarding the lack of diversity in his offense, which has a habit of being pass happy at times. Today, Reid announced that he is looking to diversify his pass happy offense, with a new, exciting short pass that he and offensive coordinator Marty... [Read more...]
This World Series stuff is getting pretty old, says nobody
October 22, 2009 by Zaki
The Phillies will make their second trip to the World Series in as many years and while most fans are once again overjoyed and totally hung over with Phils Phever, one fan can’t seem to get into this most recent title run. “I just can’t get excited this time around,” says nobody,... [Read more...]
MLB may ban video cameras, electricity to ease umps’ jobs
October 21, 2009 by Zaki
Major League umpires have come under fire this postseason for several questionable calls and commissioner Bud Selig may step in to resolve the issue. Because of the threat video replay now poses to the umpires’ authority and job security, Selig may opt for a ban on all electronic gadgetry in Major... [Read more...]
Guy can’t remember where he was during game-winning hit
October 20, 2009 by Zaki
While almost everyone will be able to remember where they were when Jimmy Rollins created one of the most memorable moments in Philly sports history, one local man can’t, for the life of him, recall where he was at the time. “I want to say I was sitting somewhere in my kitchen, but we don’t... [Read more...]
Eagles mathematically eliminated from being taken seriously
October 19, 2009 by Zaki
The Eagles managed only three field goals in 60 minutes of football against the NFL’s worst defense in the past 375 years, mathematically eliminating them from being taken seriously for the remainder of this season and possibly ever again. Following Sunday’s 13-9 loss to the Raiders, Andy... [Read more...]
Howard, Phils eliminate whatever this thing is from playoffs
October 14, 2009 by Zaki
The Phillies will now face the Dodgers in a rematch of the 2008 NLCS after mounting a ninth inning comeback against what appears to be the most ridiculous mascot in the long and storied history of ridiculous mascots. The Phillies were heavily favored coming into the series against the Barney & Friends... [Read more...]
