Eagles mathematically eliminated from being taken seriously

The Eagles managed only three field goals in 60 minutes of football against the NFL’s worst defense in the past 375 years, mathematically eliminating them from being taken seriously for the remainder of this season and possibly ever again.

Following Sunday’s 13-9 loss to the Raiders, Andy Reid did his best to explain how they managed to lose such a seemingly automatic win.

“It’s hard to really explain, so let me put this in terms that you may understand,” Reid said on Monday. “We suck. Any other questions?”

Zaki is the Chief Rocka and senior writer for PhillyGameday.com.