Mets sign Jason Bay, still completely irrelevant
December 30, 2009 by Zaki
It looks like Jason Bay really loves that paper after signing with a disaster of an organization that plays in a stadium the size of Central Park. His power numbers will fall and his chances of a World Series will tank even further. Bay and his 4-year $66 million contract will join David Wright and his... [Read more...]
Gross error shows Brian Dawkins on incorrect Pro Bowl roster
December 30, 2009 by Zaki
NFL Pro Bowl rosters were released on Tuesday and it appears someone made a huge mistake: Brian Dawkins is currently being listed on the AFC Pro Bowl roster, when he should be listed on the NFC roster as a representative from the Eagles. “Someone f–ked up, big time,” NFL Commissioner... [Read more...]
Colts fans: Sit down, grab your sippy cup and enjoy the game
December 29, 2009 by Zaki
It’s one thing to be upset that Peyton Manning didn’t finish out the game, ending any chance of a perfect season. But it’s another to demand your money back because of it. What kind of spoiled bed-wetters are we dealing with here? Apparently a local Indy politician, Buert SerVaas, has... [Read more...]
Reid stands by decision to sit Kolb for remainder of career
December 28, 2009 by Zaki
Eagles head coach Andy Reid will not second guess his decision to bench Kevin Kolb for the rest of his life. After the Eagles capped off a close, 30-27 victory over the Broncos on Sunday, Reid had to answer for his decision to never allow his backup quarterback to see the light of day again. “We’re... [Read more...]
Phils still waiting to jump into the free agent reliever pool
December 27, 2009 by Zaki
Fernando Rodney, Matt Capps, Kelvim Escobar, Mike Gonzalez and J.J. Putz have all bit the dust and now the Phils are stuck with names like Danys Baez, Mike MacDougal, Kiko Calero, Miguel Batista, John Smoltz and Will Ohman to fill the remaining two or so spots of our ailing bullpen. Of the remaining... [Read more...]
Report: Urban Meyer still alive, just stepping down from Florida
December 27, 2009 by Zaki
According to a report by University of Florida head coach Urban Meyer, University of Florida head coach Urban Meyer is actually still alive and will just be stepping down as head coach due to health concerns. On Sunday, Meyer responded to the exaggerated coverage of his resignation that made it seem... [Read more...]
Happy Holidays and Halladays to everyone, from Philly Gameday
Between Roy Halladay and Jrue Holiday, Philly fans will have plenty to look forward to in the coming years. And for the folks that don’t read so good well, it’s pronounced Hal-A-Day…not Holiday. From myself and the two awesome guys that contribute to the site, have a happy and safe... [Read more...]
Vick recognized for courageous journey back to humanity
December 24, 2009 by Zaki
Michael Vick won the Ed Block Courage Award, voted on by his teammates, after the former barbarian defied all odds by courageously returning to life as a regular human being. “It means a great deal to me,” Vick said Wednesday. “I was voted unanimously by my teammates. They know what... [Read more...]
Favre tells Childress he’s not ever leaving game of football
December 22, 2009 by Zaki
Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress wanted to give Brett Favre a rest in Sunday’s 26-7 loss to the Carolina Panthers, but the future Hall of Famer insisted he stay in the game, forever. “I don’t know if he was trying to protect me or that we only had seven points, or what,”... [Read more...]
To cheer or not to cheer for Dawkins? That is the (dumb) question
December 22, 2009 by Zaki
In terms of fan decorum, It’s a no-brainer and the only reason I’m even writing this is because the question is being posed around town: Of course you cheer for Brian Dawkins’ return to the Linc and any Eagles fan that bought a ticket to the game and doesn’t de-ass themselves... [Read more...]


