DeSean Jackson falls ill after contracting Drew Rosenhaus
DeSean Jackson was hospitalized early Friday after contracting Drew Rosenhaus in a public restroom. According to Eagles President Joe Banner, the illness could sideline Jackson for the start of the next season and could even threaten his career... [Read more...]
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Sixers are gonna try and beat that traffic again
The Sixers have informed a couple nearby fans that they are probably gonna head out in a couple minutes to beat the traffic. “There’s not really much going on in the game right now, so we might... [Read more]
Drew Brees replaces Donovan McNabb on Super Bowl roster
Drew Brees has been named this year’s replacement for Donovan McNabb on the NFC Super Bowl roster due to McNabb’s participation in the upcoming Pro Bowl LXXI. “I think being able to play... [Read more]
Carlos Ruiz reluctantly agrees to hair extension
Though it looked like Carlos Ruiz and the Phillies were ready to end negotiations, the two sides were finally able to come to terms on a new hair extension. “It looked like we weren’t going... [Read more]
Brett Favre may return next season as Peyton Manning
Following Sunday’s loss to the New Orleans Saints, Vikings quarterback Brett Favre wasted no time in announcing his intentions to return to the NFL next season, hopefully as Colts quarterback Peyton... [Read more]
Dear Mr. Charles Barkley, Are you sure you should be telling other folks to decline invitations after what you did — or rather didn’t do — on Saturday Night Live a few weeks back? Barkley... [Read more]
Not that anyone was really counting on the Eagles taking it all the way this year, but getting hosed by the Cowboys twice in less than a week officially ended that pipe dream. With the Sixers and Flyers... [Read more]
Phillies’ Blanton seeking $10.25 million in unmarked bills
A man now identified as the Phillies’ Joe Blanton appears to have officially lost his mind after walking into a local Citizens Bank and demanding $10.25 million in unmarked bills from the teller. Though... [Read more]
Sixers nearly out-grab-assed by Timberwolves in OT
Though the Sixers spent much of the first half of Monday’s game against the Timberwolves playing actual basketball, they were able to find their stride with a strong surge of grab-ass in the second... [Read more]
Captain Mike Richards took verbal shots at members of the Philadelphia media for their steadfast coverage of the Flyers, who have now fallen to the bottom of the Atlantic Division standings after two... [Read more]