DeSean Jackson falls ill after contracting Drew Rosenhaus
January 29, 2010 by Zaki
DeSean Jackson was hospitalized early Friday after contracting Drew Rosenhaus in a public restroom. According to Eagles President Joe Banner, the illness could sideline Jackson for the start of the next season and could even threaten his career with the Eagles. “This is really starting to remind... [Read more...]
Sixers are gonna try and beat that traffic again
January 28, 2010 by Zaki
The Sixers have informed a couple nearby fans that they are probably gonna head out in a couple minutes to beat the traffic. “There’s not really much going on in the game right now, so we might as well head out,” said Thaddeus Young to a few of his teammates early in the third quarter.... [Read more...]
Drew Brees replaces Donovan McNabb on Super Bowl roster
January 27, 2010 by Zaki
Drew Brees has been named this year’s replacement for Donovan McNabb on the NFC Super Bowl roster due to McNabb’s participation in the upcoming Pro Bowl LXXI. “I think being able to play in the Super Bowl game is a great honor,” said McNabb, who made his first and only appearance... [Read more...]
Carlos Ruiz reluctantly agrees to hair extension
January 26, 2010 by Zaki
Though it looked like Carlos Ruiz and the Phillies were ready to end negotiations, the two sides were finally able to come to terms on a new hair extension. “It looked like we weren’t going to get anything done for a while there,” Ruiz said on Tuesday. “I was asking for an actual... [Read more...]
Brett Favre may return next season as Peyton Manning
January 25, 2010 by Zaki
Following Sunday’s loss to the New Orleans Saints, Vikings quarterback Brett Favre wasted no time in announcing his intentions to return to the NFL next season, hopefully as Colts quarterback Peyton Manning. “There will be no retirement this year. I’m definitely coming back,”... [Read more...]
Sir Charles should have declined that invite to bomb on SNL
January 23, 2010 by Zaki
Dear Mr. Charles Barkley, Are you sure you should be telling other folks to decline invitations after what you did — or rather didn’t do — on Saturday Night Live a few weeks back? Barkley criticized Allen Iverson’s starting nod for the upcoming NBA All-Star game and said the former... [Read more...]
‘Fast’ Eddie Chambers ready to bring another title to Philly
January 21, 2010 by Zaki
Not that anyone was really counting on the Eagles taking it all the way this year, but getting hosed by the Cowboys twice in less than a week officially ended that pipe dream. With the Sixers and Flyers being…umm…the Sixers and Flyers, everyone’s probably leaning on the 2010 Phillies... [Read more...]
Phillies’ Blanton seeking $10.25 million in unmarked bills
A man now identified as the Phillies’ Joe Blanton appears to have officially lost his mind after walking into a local Citizens Bank and demanding $10.25 million in unmarked bills from the teller. Though he isn’t carrying any weapons and doesn’t appear interested in holding anyone hostage,... [Read more...]
Sixers nearly out-grab-assed by Timberwolves in OT
January 19, 2010 by Zaki
Though the Sixers spent much of the first half of Monday’s game against the Timberwolves playing actual basketball, they were able to find their stride with a strong surge of grab-ass in the second half. “Anybody that watches us knows we’re not a first-half team,” said Allen Iverson... [Read more...]
Mike Richards slams local media for covering Flyers
January 18, 2010 by Zaki
Captain Mike Richards took verbal shots at members of the Philadelphia media for their steadfast coverage of the Flyers, who have now fallen to the bottom of the Atlantic Division standings after two straight losses. “I just can’t understand it. Of all the things you guys can do with your... [Read more...]
