Sixers nearly out-grab-assed by Timberwolves in OT

Though the Sixers spent much of the first half of Monday’s game against the Timberwolves playing actual basketball, they were able to find their stride with a strong surge of grab-ass in the second half.

“Anybody that watches us knows we’re not a first-half team,” said Allen Iverson on Tuesday. “Ideally, we’d love to start strong and keep it going, but for some reason we don’t start playing good, solid grab-ass until the second half of the game. I can’t explain it, but that’s just what kind of team we are right now.”

The Sixers will see if they’re able to consistently grab ass for a full 48 minutes as they return home to face the Trailblazers on Wednesday.

Zaki is the Chief Rocka and senior writer for PhillyGameday.com.