Jayson Werth has made it clear to the media this spring that he does not want to discuss his new-look beard, even if he’s got a bunch of shit in it.

“At least five times a day, we have to tell him to ‘go like this’,” Jimmy Rollins said, motioning his hand to wipe around his mouth. “But he just tries to change the subject every time. He’s very particular about talking about his beard, even if it’s covered in day-old Fruit Loops.”

As of press time, Werth reportedly ate two hot dogs which may have added to the shit in his beard.