Phillies promise to ease Lidge into closer role, nice and slow
Phillies promise to ease Lidge into closer role, nice and slow

Brad Lidge will be activated from the disabled list in time for the Phillies’ series opener against the Mets on Friday, but Charlie Manuel stressed that there’s no need to rush Lidge into the closer role because “we’ve... [Read more...]

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Howard plans to keep job, use most of $125 million on bills

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Local guy acting like he knows stuff about Eagles draft picks

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Bullpen preserves Halladay shutout by staying in bullpen

A night after blowing a three-run lead with two outs in the ninth inning against the Braves, the Phillies bullpen atoned for their mistake by keeping their ass in the bullpen as Roy Halladay went the distance... [Read more]

Goodell: Roethlisberger sexually violated NFL conduct policy

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The Phillies are in serious trouble right now, by Joey Bagadonuts

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Report: 3.6 million fans accused of enjoying Phillies games

Over 3.6 million fans are reportedly facing charges after police say they watched Phillies games in relative merriment without starting shit or causing a scene. The overwhelming number of fans that sit... [Read more]

Please, let the doorknob hit you Jordan, by Joey Bagadonuts

What a complete waste of a year of my life. I told everyone the day that this douchebag Eddie Jordan got hired that this would be a complete disaster, but did anybody listen to me? Hell no. I knew this... [Read more]

Phils offense picks up, throws away Kendrick in win over Nats

Kyle Kendrick gave up six earned runs in less than two innings of work, but the Phillies offense was able to pick the pitcher up and dispose of him out back. The Phillies, off to their best start since... [Read more]

Phils offense can’t survive without Rollins, by Joey Bagadonuts

I can’t believe this is happening right now. Jimmy Rollins, the spark plug of the entire Phils offense, is headed to the DL and we’re stuck with Juan freakin Castro as his replacement. Jimmy... [Read more]

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