Ever since the Eagles made their first round selection of Brandon Graham, Todd Hickey of Germantown has been acting like he knows something about each pick and “it’s getting pretty annoying,” according to sources.

“He’s either booing or cheering after every pick, but how could he possibly know anything about any of these guys?” said Kyle Brace, a longtime friend of Hickey. “Then he watches a 10-second video clip of the guy and says something like ‘Oh yeah, he’ll fit the scheme’, like he even knows what that means. If you’ve ever seen Mel Kiper on ESPN, then you know what I’m talking about.”

According to Hickey, the Eagles have had a good draft so far but could really use another defensive end because “you can never have too many of those.”