By Zaki, PhillyGameday.com
A group of local scientists have developed a new technology that would finally be able to convert one of the world’s most abundant natural resources into an alternative fuel.
The new technology will take the delicious tears from New York Mets fans and turn them into a clean burning fuel source that can “power a car for a few months out of the year before causing the car to collapse on itself,” according to researchers.
“We’re elated to be able to finally be able to put all of these tears to good use,” said Denise Wixted, who worked on the project for the past five years. “Mets fans can now say they’re able to contribute something to society by crying our world into a healthier place to live.”
Following Johan Santana’s epic meltdown on national television, scientists were able to power the Mets’ team plane on its flight out of Philadelphia with the tears of a single Mets fan.
Lololololol one of your best ones yet
thanks a ton Joe!
At least NY fans don’t beat up Santa Claus, throw things at Ryan Howard during an MVP year and, best of all, taser their fans!!
Actually, I take the last one back….ALL Philly fans SHOULD be tasered!!
You had my attention up until Santa Claus.
and, verrrrry short attention spans!!
That’s a good one. I love how the Mets and their fans are never too far from Philly thoughts.
Keep up the good work nothing like knowing that Philly fans just can’t get the Mets or their fans out of their minds.
No doubt. You’d keep you guys on your mind too if you were a constant source of hilariousness to yourself.