Eagles to police: Vick ‘of no interest’ to us either
While investigating a shooting that took place outside a Virginia Beach nightclub that had been hosting a birthday party for Michael Vick, police informed the Eagles on Wednesday that the former Pro Bowler “doesn’t interest us anymore... [Read more...]
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Report: Top Philadelphia draft pick cheered
Philadelphia sports fans reportedly broke their historic tradition of booing and throwing urine-soaked snowballs at draft picks when they cheered the 76ers’ selection of Evan Turner at the NBA draft... [Read more]
Phillies offense tired of having to support Roy Halladay
After weeks of providing little support for ace pitcher Roy Halladay, the Phillies offense has decided to cut the pitcher off altogether and insist that he become more self-sufficient around here. “We... [Read more]
Overjoyed Ron Artest can’t believe he just beat that fan to death
With purple and gold confetti raining down on him, an elated Ron Artest embraced his teammates before fatally beating a fan in celebration of winning his first NBA championship. “This is just an... [Read more]
Amaro considers shaking the hell out of entire Phillies roster
General manager Ruben Amaro Jr. announced Wednesday that he has thought about shaking the living shit out of his entire 25-man roster, which could happen as soon as this weekend. Since May 22, the Phillies... [Read more]
Philly fan bashing has become a well-televised national pastime and we have both the idiot fans who keep dancing the jig and the equally idiotic members of the media who keep pushing the anti-Philly sentiment... [Read more]
Oldest man in baseball pitches like oldest man in baseball
Phillies pitcher Jamie Moyer, who is baseball’s oldest player at 47, made headlines on Friday for actually pitching like you’d expect a 47-year-old man to pitch against a major league team. Moyer... [Read more]
Pronger skates off with Stanley Cup while no one’s looking
Flyers defenseman Chris Pronger has bucked hockey tradition once again by swiping the Stanley Cup Trophy while everyone was either celebrating or too wrought with devastation to notice. Pronger, who also... [Read more]
Remaining Tribune subscriber thought Pronger joke was funny
The Chicago Tribune ran a graphic depicting Flyers defenseman Chris Pronger in a skirt on Wednesday and the paper’s reader, Allen Bruhns, thought it was rather amusing. “I always look to... [Read more]
New umpiring technology will console umpires after blown calls
In an effort to avoid the fallout from missed calls by umpires, Major League Baseball will begin utilizing a new technology that will dispense tissues and gently rock umpires to sleep after suffering the... [Read more]