Phillies offense continues to struggle against pitching
Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Hiroki Kuroda carried a no-hitter into the 8th inning against Philadelphia as the Phillies offense continued its lengthy struggle against pitching Monday night. “We’ll be fine,” Phillies shortstop... [Read more...]
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Report: ESPN still listing that same story as breaking news
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Phillies hitters confident some other hitter will get hot soon
After being swept at home in four straight games by the Houston Astros, Phillies hitters maintained their usual level of confidence that another Phillies hitter will get hot here pretty soon and carry... [Read more]
Donovan McNabb will miss next game with sprained cankle
Donovan McNabb will miss Friday night’s game against the Jets with what team doctors are officially calling a mild cankle sprain. “Donovan uses his cankles more than most quarterbacks, so this... [Read more]
Report: MLB to hire additional umpires to umpire umpires
In response to the recent umpiring controversy around the league, Major League Baseball has reportedly decided to hire additional umpires to umpire current umpires during games. The report comes one day... [Read more]
Manuel moves red-hot Ruiz to 12th in batting order
Citing a need for a clutch bat in the bottom fourth of the batting order, Phillies manager Charlie Manuel decided to move the red-hot Carlos Ruiz to 12th in his lineup for Tuesday’s game against... [Read more]
Eagles ‘almost positive’ they left something behind at Lehigh
The Eagles announced that upon leaving training camp at Lehigh University yesterday, the entire team got that feeling like they left something behind. “I know I didn’t forget my toothbrush,”... [Read more]
Phillies hope to fill void at second base with infielder Utley
After several unsuccessful attempts to permanently fill their hole at second base, the Phillies will turn to infielder Chase Utley in a move some are already calling ‘desperate’. “It’s... [Read more]
Greg Dobbs medically cleared to start hitting again
The Phillies medical staff confirmed that Greg Dobbs remains in perfect physical health and said it was “cool” if he started swinging the bat and hitting baseballs again. Dobbs is one of the... [Read more]
Michael Vick showing signs of former self, experts warn
Eagles quarterback Michael Vick showed signs that he may be returning to his old self during his preseason debut, and according to NFL experts, the playmaker could make it back to a Pro Bowl soon, then... [Read more]