Jay Cutler evades Eagles defender with light jog
Elusive Bears quarterback Jay Cutler slowly turned heads with his split-second decision to break into a comfortable, light jog to avoid an Eagles defender on Sunday. “Against the Eagles, you have to have the ability to slowly move your... [Read more...]
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Andy Reid mismanages ninth helping of macaroni, cheese
Andy Reid had to be carted to a nearby couch on Thursday after going for an unconventional ninth helping of macaroni and cheese rather than let time wind down so people could put the food away. “Uuuugh.... [Read more]
Yankees unsure what part of ‘f–k off’ Derek Jeter not getting
Though Yankees GM Brian Cashman originally thought Derek Jeter was a pretty smart guy, the team announced Wednesday that it remains unsure which part of ‘fuck off’ that the captain is failing... [Read more]
Michael Vick apologizes for looking like Tom Brady out there
After racking up over 400 total yards against the Redskins the week before, Michael Vick was held to 292 yards against the Giants on Sunday, but said that facing a much tougher defense was no excuse to... [Read more]
Source: Sixers close to acquiring $15.95 for adjustable hat
The Sixers are reportedly close to shipping an Adidas Red Basic Logo Adjustable Hat to an Abington home for $15.95, marking the first SixersShop.com transaction since 2006 when a pair of black NBA Logoman... [Read more]
Roy Holliday wins NL Cy Young, reports guy on net
According to a report from the comments section of a popular website, Phillies ace Roy Holliday was announced as the unanimous winner of the NL Cy Young Award on Tuesday and became the first two-time winner... [Read more]
Michael Vick bored with football, will try something else now
Bored out of his mind with shredding defenses and shattering records every week, Michael Vick announced Tuesday that he will step away from the game to find something more challenging to do with his time. “You... [Read more]
Jeff Carter hopes NHL still around by the end of this contract
Moments after signing an 11-year contract extension with the Flyers, Jeff Carter said he was “optimistic” that the NHL wouldn’t be bankrupt and long forgotten when his contract expires... [Read more]
Heat ask Juwan Howard to start pulling his weight
The Miami Heat dropped to a disappointing 5-4 record this season after a 112-107 loss to the Celtics on Thursday and players have already begun pointing fingers at veteran forward Juwan Howard for his... [Read more]
87 Disallowed goals prevent Flyers from embarrassing ‘Canes
A record-shattering 87 disallowed goals by the Flyers prevented an 8-1 win over the Hurricanes from really getting out of hand on Thursday. “The ‘Canes caught quite a few breaks out there,”... [Read more]