Desperate Jayson Werth sends 561 drunk texts to Phillies
Ex-Phillie Jayson Werth’s obsession with his old team continued on Sunday when the jilted Nationals outfielder sent 561 drunk text messages to the Phillies, mostly begging for forgiveness and for the team to take him back. The texts come... [Read more...]
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Utley out indefinitely with routine pre-pre-season soreness
Chase Utley, who missed his second straight Spring Training game on Sunday, will be sidelined indefinitely with routine before-the-preseason-even-starts soreness, according to the Phillies. “This... [Read more]
Broken legs net Joe Blanton zero media, medical attention
Days after Cliff Lee caused a major media firestorm for a “non-issue” muscle strain, Joe Blanton fractured both of his legs during a routine workout on Thursday and has yet to receive any major... [Read more]
Media giant PhillyGameday.com to partner with Philly.com
Global media giant PhillyGameday.com announced today that it has agreed to a partnership with Philly.com, a Philadelphia-based media company, in its continued effort to provide quality, satirical Philadelphia... [Read more]
Flyers relieved to finally find, waive Nik Zherdev
The Flyers expressed a great deal of relief on Wednesday when the team was finally able to locate and waive Russian winger Nik Zherdev, who went missing on Friday. “We are just so glad to know he’s... [Read more]
Eddy Curry dumped on T’Wolves in 3-team blockbuster deal
It took a total of three teams, 12 players and at least three draft picks, but the Knicks were finally able to dispose of Eddy Curry on Tuesday in a three-team blockbuster deal. After the Knicks tried... [Read more]
Slam Dunk contestants honor past with array of old dunks
The four players in the Sprite Slam Dunk Championship paid a fitting tribute to past legends on Saturday by using old dunks that men like Michael Jordan, Dominique Wilkins and Julius Erving had invented... [Read more]
Chad Durbin keeps acting like he’s still on Phillies
Without a contract, an invitation or any sort of media credentials, free agent reliever Chad Durbin reported to Phillies Spring Training anyway and continues to act like he is still part of the team. Durbin,... [Read more]
City of Philadelphia annihiliated after Vick cancels on Oprah
More than 5.8 million people were killed early Thursday morning in an apparent attack on the City of Philadelphia orchestrated by Emmy Award-winning talk show host Oprah Winfrey. An audio recording was... [Read more]
Phillies sign Pittsburgh Pirates to minor league deal
The Phillies announced the signing of the Pittsburgh Pirates to a minor league deal on Wednesday and invited the veteran franchise to Spring Training. The signing gives the Phillies additional infield,... [Read more]