Milton Bradley lectures kids on dangers of being near him
Following Tuesday’s arrest in Los Angeles for making criminal threats against an unidentified woman, Mariners outfielder Milton Bradley was ordered by a judge to lecture children on the many dangers of being anywhere near him. “It’s... [Read more...]
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Favre leaves football to spend quality time with lawyers
Brett Favre announced that he will retire from the NFL after 20 seasons in order to spend more quality time with his team of lawyers, who Favre says he “rarely ever saw” during his playing... [Read more]
Cam Newton too emotional to notice that’s not Heisman
An emotional Cameron Newton thanked his mother and father, then paused to compose himself as he unknowingly accepted the Craddock Little League Most Improved Player Award on Saturday night. The Heisman... [Read more]
MLB teams livid after Nats become first to overpay player
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Tom Brady to endorse new tampon for men wearing UGGs
Just days after announcing an endorsement deal with UGG Australia, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has signed on with Kotex to promote a new brand of tampons designed specifically for men that choose to... [Read more]
Yankees unsure what part of ‘f–k off’ Derek Jeter not getting
Though Yankees GM Brian Cashman originally thought Derek Jeter was a pretty smart guy, the team announced Wednesday that it remains unsure which part of ‘fuck off’ that the captain is failing... [Read more]
Heat ask Juwan Howard to start pulling his weight
The Miami Heat dropped to a disappointing 5-4 record this season after a 112-107 loss to the Celtics on Thursday and players have already begun pointing fingers at veteran forward Juwan Howard for his... [Read more]
Cowboys players upset that Wade Phillips gets to leave
Several Cowboys players are calling the firing of Wade Phillips “unfair” and are demanding that team owner Jerry Jones send them home as well. “How am I gonna explain this to my wife... [Read more]
Ron Washington on loss to Giants: We were out-misfitted
Ron Washington dismissed rumors that the Rangers ran out of gas during their World Series loss to the Giants and suggested that his team was simply “out-misfitted by the other team.” “You... [Read more]