Eagles ‘almost positive’ they left something behind at Lehigh

The Eagles announced that upon leaving training camp at Lehigh University yesterday, the entire team got that feeling like they left something behind.

“I know I didn’t forget my toothbrush,” Brent Celek reassured himself as he left training camp. “Or did I?”

Team sources said that each player swore up and down that they packed everything but, for some reason, they just know their good belt is sitting right on the floor.

Head coach Andy Reid finally realized twenty minutes into the trip back home that he forgot to pack wide receiver Hank Baskett, but stated that he “could always buy a new one.”

Eagles tab D-List receiver Hank Baskett for supporting role

Hank Baskett will once again try his hand at a supporting role with the Philadelphia Eagles as he has signed on to play himself in the upcoming comedy, The Gold Standard: Part 17.

“I think Hank is a great addition to our cast,” said former Hollywood producer Jeffrey Lurie. “He’ll play the role of the reserve wide receiver that dreams of winning the big game for his team, but can’t ever catch a break, or a ball.”

Baskett may be best known for his role as Kendra Wilkinson’s husband on the TV show Kendra, but flopped in an attempt to branch out on his own as a hero in Super Bowl XLIV.