McNabb not among Romosexuals’ 2010 fantasy keepers

Romosexuals team owner Mike Godfrey announced he will likely drop Donovan McNabb from his fantasy team after nearly a decade of holding onto the quarterback as a keeper.

“I think it’s pretty clear that I’m not going to win a fantasy championship with Donovan McNabb as my quarterback,” said Godfrey, an avid Eagles fan. “As much as I’ve appreciated what he’s done for the Romosexuals over the years, this is a business decision and it’s time to move on.”

Godfrey also announced that Ray Rice will stay with the team and will likely announce his second and final keeper when everyone meets over Eric’s house for the Super Bowl.