Report: Urban Meyer still alive, just stepping down from Florida

According to a report by University of Florida head coach Urban Meyer, University of Florida head coach Urban Meyer is actually still alive and will just be stepping down as head coach due to health concerns.

On Sunday, Meyer responded to the exaggerated coverage of his resignation that made it seem like he was gravely ill and, in some cases, deceased.

“As you can see, I am still very much alive,” Meyer said when asked to confirm his aliveness. “I heard that I had passed late Saturday night, but my wife and I were able to deny those reports after a brief talk.”