Jayson Werth still refusing to talk about junk in beard
March 20, 2010 by Zaki
Jayson Werth has made it clear to the media this spring that he does not want to discuss his new-look beard, even if he’s got a bunch of shit in it. “At least five times a day, we have to tell him to ‘go like this’,” Jimmy Rollins said, motioning his hand to wipe around... [Read more...]
Report: Shawn Andrews only Tweeting at 26% of full potential
March 19, 2010 by Zaki
Just two days after being released by the Eagles, Shawn Andrews met with Twitter executives to discuss a lack of focus on his day-to-day Tweeting. “Ten years from now, we could be talking about Shawn as one of the greatest Tweeters of all time,” said a Twitter head coach. “The talent... [Read more...]
Amaro, Phillies flatly deny existence of Albert Pujols
March 16, 2010 by Zaki
In response to a report of the Phillies having internal discussions about trading Ryan Howard to the St. Louis Cardinals for Albert Pujols, Phillies general manager Ruben Amaro vehemently denied any knowledge of “who or what an Albert Pujols is.” “Whoever wrote the erroneous report... [Read more...]
Eagles tab D-List receiver Hank Baskett for supporting role
March 12, 2010 by Zaki
Hank Baskett will once again try his hand at a supporting role with the Philadelphia Eagles as he has signed on to play himself in the upcoming comedy, The Gold Standard: Part 17. “I think Hank is a great addition to our cast,” said former Hollywood producer Jeffrey Lurie. “He’ll... [Read more...]
Eddie Jordan: I never said I knew anything about basketball
March 10, 2010 by Zaki
Sixers head coach Eddie Jordan responded to the reports that he will be fired at the end of the season by saying he “never claimed to know the first thing about basketball.” “Everyone always just assumed that since I was a tall black guy, that I knew how to play basketball,” Jordan... [Read more...]
Iverson still battling with longtime addiction to everything
March 9, 2010 by Zaki
Former 76ers guard Allen Iverson spoke openly on Tuesday about how he has long suffered through menacing addictions to everything ever, including alcohol, lamps, gambling, drama and Saved By The Bell reruns. “You ever wake up in the middle of the night feenin’ for a Snicker’s wrapper?”... [Read more...]
Trade talk heats up after McNabb spotted playing for 49ers
March 8, 2010 by Zaki
The buzz surrounding a possible trade of Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb should heat up after the Pro Bowler was seen being introduced as the San Francisco 49ers new quarterback. The press conference almost certainly means that McNabb has played his last game as an Eagle, but head coach Andy Reid is... [Read more...]
Report: Halladay retires six Yankee batters on two pitches
New Phillies ace Roy Halladay reportedly needed only two pitches to retire six of the seven Yankee batters he faced in Thursday’s Spring Training opener. “He was every bit as amazing as we thought he’d be,” Raul Ibanez said of Roy Halladay’s performance. “To go out... [Read more...]
Iverson reportedly out partying with Jermaine Dupri
March 1, 2010 by Zaki
On the not-looking-so-good meter, Allen Iverson going anywhere near a party while he’s on leave to attend to his sick daughter has to rank pretty high. According to Sports by Brooks, Iverson spent Saturday night partying at Club 935 with Jermaine Dupri and at least one person Tweeted that our former... [Read more...]
Manuel reports no pain after watching Lidge throw off mound
February 26, 2010 by Zaki
Charlie Manuel told reporters that he felt no pain while watching Brad Lidge throw 30 pitches off of a mound on Thursday. “I really felt good out there today,” Manuel said of his Lidge-watching session. “A lot of people didn’t know this, but I watched in a good deal of pain for... [Read more...]
