Report: Shawn Andrews only Tweeting at 26% of full potential
March 19, 2010 by Zaki
Just two days after being released by the Eagles, Shawn Andrews met with Twitter executives to discuss a lack of focus on his day-to-day Tweeting. “Ten years from now, we could be talking about Shawn as one of the greatest Tweeters of all time,” said a Twitter head coach. “The talent... [Read more...]
Eagles tab D-List receiver Hank Baskett for supporting role
March 12, 2010 by Zaki
Hank Baskett will once again try his hand at a supporting role with the Philadelphia Eagles as he has signed on to play himself in the upcoming comedy, The Gold Standard: Part 17. “I think Hank is a great addition to our cast,” said former Hollywood producer Jeffrey Lurie. “He’ll... [Read more...]
Trade talk heats up after McNabb spotted playing for 49ers
March 8, 2010 by Zaki
The buzz surrounding a possible trade of Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb should heat up after the Pro Bowler was seen being introduced as the San Francisco 49ers new quarterback. The press conference almost certainly means that McNabb has played his last game as an Eagle, but head coach Andy Reid is... [Read more...]
Eagles ask Westbrook to go halfsies on medical bills
March 3, 2010 by Andy
One week after releasing two-time Pro Bowl runningback Brian Westbrook without so much as a phone call from team President Joe Banner or owner Jeffrey Lurie, the Eagles requested that Westbrook also go halfsies on his remaining medical bills. “What’s fair is fair,” Lurie said on Wednesday.... [Read more...]
Brian Westbrook released to make room for Andy Reid
February 23, 2010 by Zaki
The Eagles have released longtime running back Brian Westbrook to free up some space for head coach Andy Reid. “Brian is one of the greatest Eagles of all time and he is an even better person and leader,” Reid said on Tuesday. “But mobility was a major issue last year, and with Westbrook... [Read more...]
DeSean Jackson falls ill after contracting Drew Rosenhaus
January 29, 2010 by Zaki
DeSean Jackson was hospitalized early Friday after contracting Drew Rosenhaus in a public restroom. According to Eagles President Joe Banner, the illness could sideline Jackson for the start of the next season and could even threaten his career with the Eagles. “This is really starting to remind... [Read more...]
Drew Brees replaces Donovan McNabb on Super Bowl roster
January 27, 2010 by Zaki
Drew Brees has been named this year’s replacement for Donovan McNabb on the NFC Super Bowl roster due to McNabb’s participation in the upcoming Pro Bowl LXXI. “I think being able to play in the Super Bowl game is a great honor,” said McNabb, who made his first and only appearance... [Read more...]
McNabb not among Romosexuals’ 2010 fantasy keepers
January 13, 2010 by Zaki
Romosexuals team owner Mike Godfrey announced he will likely drop Donovan McNabb from his fantasy team after nearly a decade of holding onto the quarterback as a keeper. “I think it’s pretty clear that I’m not going to win a fantasy championship with Donovan McNabb as my quarterback,”... [Read more...]
Eagles lose 392-7, reports guy who quit watching at halftime
January 10, 2010 by Zaki
The Eagles are just assumed to have lost to the Cowboys in Saturday’s wildcard matchup, though no one in the entire Tri-State area actually watched the end of the game to confirm the final outcome or score. A local man named Jerry Cole reported Sunday morning that the score was “probably... [Read more...]
D-Jax via Twitter: Cowboys shall inherit a sound thumping
January 5, 2010 by Zaki
DeSean Jackson of the Portsmouth Jacksons took to Twitter on Sunday and had quite a few biting words for the division rival Cowboys. “Our rival American footballing club ought to keep a lively eye to their hind parts,” Jackson tweeted of the Cowboys. “My colleagues and I are prepared... [Read more...]
