How in the hell is my ERA not 15.00 by now, by J.C. Romero

I’m confused. I checked this morning and I have the ERA of a man that occasionally throws strikes and gets hitters out, but that’s impossible since I do neither of those things. No, really. It’s literally impossible. Think about it: When is the last time I pitched without walking the... [Read more...]

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