Slave apologizes after comparing self to NFL players

A slave issued an apology on Wednesday after comparing his plight to that of a professional football player during a Tuesday night interview, in which he said that human traffickers should stop treating them “like NFL players.”

“We love working for you all, we love our owners, we love you guys very much, but at the same time, we need some equal opportunity here, and stop treating us basically like NFL players,” the slave said during the Tuesday interview. “We deserve better than that.”

The slave said this morning that the comments came off wrong and that he in no way meant to imply that slavery is anything like what an NFL player has to endure.

“I want to apologize for the bad choice of words. It was a dumb thing to say,” the slave said. “I represented the family I was taken from in the wrong way. I’m sorry for those choice of words and if I’ve offended anyone, please forgive me. NFL servitude is a real problem in the U.S. and it wasn’t my intention to demean their plight in any way.”

In an effort to try and make up for his comments, the slave went on to say he plans on working for the next 50 years so he can donate $3 to help end NFL servitude.

Weaver allowed to watch red zone opportunities from recliner

About three weeks ago, Eagles fullback Leonard Weaver requested that he be able to watch Donovan McNabb pass the ball on first and goal situations from a recliner, but Andy Reid refused and made him watch from the sidelines like everyone else.

On Sunday, Reid finally caved in and gave Weaver a comfortable place to sit while the rest of his teammates squandered red zone chances in a 31-23 loss to the Chargers.

“If it was up to me, I’d rather be the one in there trying to score for us, but you know how Andy is,” Weaver said on Monday. “If he can’t run, then nobody will.”