City of Philadelphia annihiliated after Vick cancels on Oprah
Updated: February 17, 2011

By , PhillyGameday.com

More than 5.8 million people were killed early Thursday morning in an apparent attack on the City of Philadelphia orchestrated by Emmy Award-winning talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

An audio recording was released Wednesday night — just hours after Eagles quarterback Michael Vick canceled his scheduled appearance on Winfrey’s show — with what appears to be Winfrey’s voice laughing for 34 seconds before issuing orders to “take them out.”

“Let this serve notice to everyone else that no one cancels on Oprah,” said the voice on the recording. “Oprah cancels you! (laughter)”

Vick, who was in Newport News, VA at the time of the invasion, immediately re-scheduled his interview with Winfrey, which will cover Vick’s time in prison, his work with the Humane Society, his return to the NFL and precipitating the worst act of violence on American soil.

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