By Zaki, PhillyGameday.com
Ruben Amaro is set to announce later today that he will trade in his prized red Ferrari F430 Spider for a marginally redder Ferrari F430 Spider, though no one will likely be able to tell the difference between the two.
“Last July, I noticed some idiot was selling a Ferrari Spider on Craig’s List for $19.95, so I jumped right on it,” Amaro said on Wednesday. “It was the steal of a lifetime and I felt like it would be the last car I would ever drive. But I’d be a fool not to go after a slightly redder one.”
Amaro will receive approximately $1.43 for his less-red trade in, and will pay an additional $400,000 to purchase the new Ferrari Spider, effectively canceling out the amazing deal he got last July.
“A lot of people are saying for the price I’m paying for the new one, I should have just kept the old one too, but really though…who needs two Ferrari’s like that?” Amaro continued. “Other general managers are out there parading around with two and sometimes three Ferraris, but it just seems a little excessive to me.”
I heard the new ride’s exhaust is on the right side, as opposed to the trade-in’s being on the left.
If you can confirm that that’s the case, then I would have to agree Ruben made the right decision.
Hahahaha, that was great. Good job man.
Thanks a lot Nick and thanks for following.