Joe Blanton to be over here if Phillies need him
Updated: October 14, 2010

By , PhillyGameday.com

Joe BlantonPhillies pitcher Joe Blanton, who hasn’t pitched in a game since October 3, casually mentioned to the Phillies on Thursday that he will be over here if they need him for any reason.

“I’m just putting it out there, you know,” Blanton reiterated. “I mean, if they need somebody to pitch, I can do that. If not, I’ll be over here in the cut.”

Blanton added that while he plans to be over here for most of the postseason, he will occasionally be over there eating a sandwich.

Zaki is the Chief Rocka and senior writer for PhillyGameday.com and thinks you should hurry up and follow the site on Twitter and Facebook before it's too late.
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3 Responses to “Joe Blanton to be over here if Phillies need him”

  1. Vas on October 20th, 2010 12:27 am

    How ironic that this satirical article now holds truth to it, as our season basically is in Kentucky Joe’s hands….great site by the way, keep it up!

  2. Zaki on October 20th, 2010 7:53 pm

    Thanks Vas. It’s only in his hands because the offense still hasn’t showed up.

  3. Padre on February 24th, 2011 3:48 pm

    Man, that’s one of the funniest….and truest articles ever! Thanks for the laughs. Wish I had found this site earlier than today! I’ll be over there with Joe if anyone needs me.

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