Domonic Brown fixes swing after hitting critics with bat
Updated: March 4, 2011

By Zaki,

Phillies rookie outfielder Domonic Brown was finally able to find his swing again after bludgeoning each of his critics with a baseball bat on Friday.

“It’s great to finally get it back,” Brown said of his swing after taking a few hacks at a baseball analyst for suggesting the rookie lower his hands at the plate. “Not only do I get my swing back, but it’s a lot quieter around here without people in my ear all day. Now, I can just relax and play some baseball.”

At least 27 players and coaches will not make the trip to Bradenton, FL to face the Pirates on Friday after being hospitalized for trying to mess with Brown’s swing.

Zaki is the Chief Rocka and senior writer for

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