Baby, I never meant to cause you no pain, by J.C. Romero
Baby, I never meant to cause you no pain, by J.C. Romero

Baby, I know I did some things to hurt you, but you know we belong together. And you know that I’m right. This thing we had between us was something special, sweet baby. Since you let me go, all I do is sit around with my head hangin’... [Read more...]

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