Desperate Jayson Werth sends 561 drunk texts to Phillies
Updated: February 28, 2011

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Jayson WerthEx-Phillie Jayson Werth’s obsession with his old team continued on Sunday when the jilted Nationals outfielder sent 561 drunk text messages to the Phillies, mostly begging for forgiveness and for the team to take him back.

The texts come a day after it was reported that Werth declared his hatred for the Phillies, though the texts tell a different story.

“i didnt meen taht stuf abt hatin u babby,” read one text. “pleeeeez tkae me bak…godd im soo wassted.”

Other texts ranged from begging and apologies to drunken gibberish.

“aaaaaaaa!!!! i luuuuuuv the Biebs!!”

“wwhy did i tkae da moniies?!?!”

“omg..ths couhc feels llike hevens”

“natoinals smels like feeet….tehy r so badd”

“i missss winnnin wit u…god times”

“wat do u c n lee taht u dont c n me??!#?”

“sweeeet!!!?! hammm sanwihc”

“its not 2 laet 2 change…..i can chaeng babby”

“ths chic ovr heer is chekn me out rite now…..u jelus?!”

“im sso hapyy i took teh moniies”

“ooooo philles u stand by me….im forever urs fathfulyyyyyy….luve taht songg”


Werth would later leave a drunken voicemail message with the Phillies asking if the team wants its ring back.

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9 Responses to “Desperate Jayson Werth sends 561 drunk texts to Phillies”

  1. JohnnyHamer on February 28th, 2011 3:39 pm

    When can we hear the voicemail ?

    “wwhy did i tkae da moniies?!?!”

  2. billy on February 28th, 2011 9:34 pm

    dude this is fake!

  3. John Brown on March 1st, 2011 10:59 am

    This story is a Fraud; but the Phillies will miss his offense, especially in the Post Season. Enjoy #6′s rising Strikeout count and his disappointment at the plate in clutch situations. Just to refresh your memory, #6 looked at a called third strike to knock the Phillies out of possible World Series contention. Werth was a multi-tool player..defense, Stolen bases, HR’s, RBI’S. Make fun all you want, but when the phillies go on their long no offense slump because now they have ZERO bats, you will see. Now, Utley is appearing to have injury problems, Rollins needs a Walker, Ibanez is two years late from being let go, D.Brown is obviously not ready to play in the big leagues….Keep up the jokes!

  4. Zaki on March 1st, 2011 11:09 am

    Hahaha, you bust me up John Brown. You wanna write for the site?

  5. luke on March 1st, 2011 10:35 pm

    what about his illegitimate children? He needed to pay off his babies mamas so he had to “tkae da moniies?!?”

  6. Phils on March 2nd, 2011 12:09 pm

    At least #6 didnt get picked off during and INTENTIONAL WALK

  7. DrBullpen on March 2nd, 2011 3:12 pm

    Very funny Zaki! Keep up the good work.

  8. Zaki on March 2nd, 2011 3:38 pm

    Thanks Doc!

  9. Allan Bowen on August 22nd, 2011 9:39 pm

    Jason W. Is a complex character BUT he can play baseball better than many who the Phillies have now on their roaster. Halliday, Lee and Hamels do not score a lot of runs. He will be missed at some critical moments from now to the end of the season

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