Lazy recruit fully intends to sign letter of intent at some point
Updated: February 4, 2010

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Top football recruit Edward Upsher announced on Wednesday’s signing day that he will definitely sign a letter of intent to a major university when he gets around to it.

“I am committed to sitting down with my family in the next couple months to figure out where I’m going to play football in a couple months,” Upsher announced to a national audience on Wednesday. “I’m not really looking forward to it, but people are saying it’s important…so, it’s whatever.”

Upsher was given a list of the 52 schools that have already offered him a scholarship, but as of press time, the list is still sitting underneath an empty bag of Funyuns in the back seat of his car.

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