Media giant to partner with
Updated: February 24, 2011

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Global media giant announced today that it has agreed to a partnership with, a Philadelphia-based media company, in its continued effort to provide quality, satirical Philadelphia sports news to everyone that’s into that sort of thing.

“This partnership will allow more Philadelphians to find out as soon as the Phillies sign the Pittsburgh Pirates to a minor league deal or when Danny Briere rips another man’s head off,” said founder and CEO Zaki Edwards. “More importantly, it will give everyone something else to do at work.”

Starting Thursday, February 24, 2011, content from will begin to appear on in a new blog called “” The partnership will provide with additional engaging, original content, which will in all likelihood get you fired from your job for spending all day on the site.

“While we are looking forward to this great opportunity, we have to apologize ahead of time to Dave for getting him fired this May,” Edwards continued. “But to everyone else, we just want to say welcome aboard, thank you for reading and please stop driving slow in the left lane. Seriously, just go in the right lane if you’re going to do that.”

Zaki is the Chief Rocka and senior writer for and thinks you should hurry up and follow the site on Twitter and Facebook before it's too late.

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