Sixers nearly out-grab-assed by Timberwolves in OT
Updated: January 19, 2010

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Though the Sixers spent much of the first half of Monday’s game against the Timberwolves playing actual basketball, they were able to find their stride with a strong surge of grab-ass in the second half.

“Anybody that watches us knows we’re not a first-half team,” said Allen Iverson on Tuesday. “Ideally, we’d love to start strong and keep it going, but for some reason we don’t start playing good, solid grab-ass until the second half of the game. I can’t explain it, but that’s just what kind of team we are right now.”

The Sixers will see if they’re able to consistently grab ass for a full 48 minutes as they return home to face the Trailblazers on Wednesday.

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