Goodell: Roethlisberger sexually violated NFL conduct policy
Updated: April 20, 2010

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Ben RoethlisbergerNFL commissioner Roger Goodell said during a radio show appearance Monday that Ben Roethlisberger sexually assaulted the league’s personal conduct policy, and that a suspension would be forthcoming.

“According to witnesses, Roethlisberger was out drinking with his friends when he began to abuse the conduct policy, sexually,” said Goodell during the radio interview. “There’s no video of the incident and very little medical evidence that rape took place, but let’s be real here: This isn’t the first time he’s done something like this. And seriously, just look at the guy. Doesn’t he just look like a sexual predator to you? ”

Roethlisberger will likely face a four-game suspension, though Goodell hasn’t ruled out chopping his dick off altogether.

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