Over 3.6 million fans are reportedly facing charges after police say they watched Phillies games in relative merriment without starting shit or causing a scene.

The overwhelming number of fans that sit and enjoy the game were arraigned Friday on charges stemming from their entirely appropriate and courteous behavior at Phillies games dating back to last season.

“When you go to a Phillies game, that’s just not something you’re expecting to see,” said one Philadelphia police officer of the several million gracious and well-behaved fans. “I’m embarrassed for the regular Phillies fans that just want to go to a game to get black-out drunk and vomit on small children. These millions of fans just paint a black eye for the city, and frankly, I don’t think that’s fair.”

The over 3.6 million fans are in currently being held without bail.