Westbrook shows up for Monday MRI out of habit
Updated: October 12, 2009

By , RealFakeSports.com

Brian Westbrook, as well as Donovan McNabb, returned from injury yesterday and helped lead the Eagles to a 33-14 win over the Buccaneers. Both players avoided further injury, however Westbrook arrived for his typical Monday morning MRI, only to find that no MRI had been scheduled.

“I thought I was supposed to come in for an MRI on Monday no matter what,” said Westbrook. “I mean I’ve done it for something like 37 Mondays in a row during the football season. It was disorienting having an extra hour with nothing to do, so while I was there I had some X-rays taken just for fun.”

As a result of not having an MRI done, Westbrook remains one punch short of a free MRI or CT Scan on his Frequent Imaging Club Card.

“I set out to get a free MRI or CT Scan this season, and I’m going to do it,” said Westbrook as he dropped a heavy weight on his foot. “Isn’t that what we play for, free MRIs? Well, maybe that and winning the Super Bowl.”

Andy is a contributor to PhillyGameday.com and the editor and sole writer for the sports satire and parody blog Real Fake Sports.

One Response to “Westbrook shows up for Monday MRI out of habit”

  1. Andy K on November 2nd, 2009 10:49 pm

    this is brilliant

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