Updated: August 4, 2010

Toddler becomes youngest to not give a damn about A-Rod

By Zaki, PhillyGameday.com

A Virginia toddler made history on Wednesday as the youngest person to not give a damn about anything that Alex Rodriguez is doing or will ever do.

Eric Dalrymple, 3, reached the milestone after not giving a damn about Rodriguez becoming the youngest to ever hit 600 career home runs. With the feat, the toddler joins an active list of 6.5 billion people uninterested in anything relating to Rodriguez.

“He used steroids and is an enormous tool, so I’m not sure why hitting 600 home runs should mean anything to anyone,” said Dalrymple, a teething infant.

“Cookie Monster! Ppppbbbbttttt!” added Dalrymple.

Zaki is the Chief Rocka and senior writer for PhillyGameday.com.


One Response to “Toddler becomes youngest to not give a damn about A-Rod”

  1. RFS on August 4th, 2010 7:47 pm

    There’s probably one or two of my sperms that already don’t care.

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