Ruben Amaro: ‘Sit. Roll over. That’s a good Yankees!’
Updated: December 14, 2010

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After allowing the Yankees to play around with the idea of signing Cliff Lee for a few months, Phillies general manager Ruben Amaro snatched Lee from the Yankees mouth and commanded the team to sit like a good Yankees.

“Who’s a good boy! Yes! You’re such a good boy, aren’t you!” Amaro said of New York, who really deserves a treat. “You gave up Cliff Lee all by yourself! Didn’t you! Yes you did! You didn’t try to fight me or anything because you know who daddy is! Yes you do! Yes you do!”

Sources indicate that while New York still has a CC Sabathia and an Alex Rodriguez to play with, they were seen wallowing around the house looking sad and incredibly pathetic.

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2 Responses to “Ruben Amaro: ‘Sit. Roll over. That’s a good Yankees!’”

  1. Clovis Financial Consultant on December 14th, 2010 5:24 pm

    Philly has to be the favorite to win the World Series at this point

  2. Zaki on December 14th, 2010 5:26 pm

    We were favorites last year and it didn’t get us anywhere. But still, they’re the easy favorites right now.

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